Larry’s Letters: Banana Consumption by Jews

Masjid Ar-Rahmah

Redmond, Washington

Dear Imam Joban,

I was enlightened to learn that Jews were turned into apes for failing to believe in Allah. Would this explain why Jews eat more bananas than any other ethnic group?

Thank you for responding.

Yours sincerely,

Thor Lamkin

Ramallah, Falestine