Israel Launches Retaliatory Airstrikes on Iranian Military Targets

In the early hours of Saturday, Israel launched a series of airstrikes on multiple military targets in Iran, marking a significant escalation in regional tensions. The Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) stated that the “precise strikes” targeted strategic military sites, including drone and ballistic missile manufacturing facilities and air defense batteries. This operation was a direct […]

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The African Dip

From: ARITHMETIC ON THE FRONTIER: No proposition Euclid wrote No formulae the textbooks know Will turn the bullet from your coat Onward the tulwar’s downward blow *** A scrimmage at a border station A canter down some dark defile Two thousand pounds of education Drops to a ten-rupee jezail. – Kipling No, O Best Beloved, […]

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Get Yer Ya-Yas Out

In September of 1970, the Rolling Stones told the world to “Get Yer Ya-Yas Out.” Thrice Chai years later, the Israeli Defense Forces did exactly that. A precision strike rendered Yahya no more. The man whose surname comprised the words sin and war has now become a true environmentalist by involuntarily becoming one with Mother […]

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Change in Defense and Deterrence Doctrine?

In a confidential report from Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) to officials working on the country’s nuclear program, the supreme leader Ali Khamenei’s desired course of action is outlined. It asserts that while the regime’s missile capabilities are a significant factor in the “deterrence power of the Islamic Republic,” considering the “ongoing regional conflict” […]

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The Year of Living Insanely Dangerously

In 2008, Yahya Sinwar, the mastermind of the October 7 massacre in southern Israel, underwent a surgical procedure to remove a tumor from his brain—in an Israeli hospital! Yes, I know: Sometimes Jews should have their heads examined. We’re constantly told by shrieking Jew-haters that Israel has genocidal intent in Gaza. Yet, they cured the […]

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Yahya Sinwar’s Brain

The elimination of Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar, the unrepentant mastermind of the darkest day in Israel’s history, brought a collective sigh of relief. The human embodiment of evil is now gone. Sinwar was especially evil because he sacrificed the lives of his own people in the service of his holy mission: eliminating the Jewish state, […]

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