The Anti-Semitism Handbook For Diaspora Jews

Surely this is just a passing phase as it’s always been, and Jews shouldn’t do anything radical, like returning to their motherland en masse. To help Diaspora Jews respond properly to anti-Semitic incidents of various types, the Jewish Union for Diaspora Eternal (JUDE) has prepared a handbook, which is the product of extensive research, countless meetings, and millions of dollars in operating expenses. (Please donate generously so our vital work can continue.)

Each section of the handbook lists various levels of anti-Semitic behavior, followed by the appropriate responses. Thanks to our helpful guide, Diaspora Jewry need no longer be confused when faced with anti-Semitism or overreact and risk making the situation worse. We’ve had a great run for thousands of years in the Diaspora, and with G-d’s help this will continue. We at JUDE are confident that the best is yet to come.

Stage One Anti-Semitism:

• Dirty looks, insults, slurs, assorted other verbal abuse
• Spitting, throwing pennies, assorted other non-physical signs of contempt
• Accusing Israel of racism, war crimes, etc.

Appropriate Responses:

• So what?
• We’re in galus, it’s normal
• It’s good to be reminded we’re Jews
• We have to fight hate with love
• They don’t really mean it
• It’s just kids being kids
• It’s fair to criticize Israel
• We have to work harder to educate people and reach out to our neighbors

Stage Two Anti-Semitism:

• Vandalism of Jewish homes, synagogues, and institutions
• Swastikas
• Desecration of cemeteries
• Jews being knocked down, harassed, lightly assaulted in the street

Appropriate Responses:

• The police will investigate
• Increase patrols and install security cameras
• Probably a prank by kids
• The person was probably drunk or mentally ill
• Create programs in schools about tolerance
• This is an opportunity for the community to come together and show support

Stage Three Anti-Semitism:

• Holocaust denial
• Holocaust celebration, we will finish what Hitler started
• Bias in the media
• Anti-Semitic cartoons
• Anti-Semitic statements from public officials
• Legal discrimination to keep Jews out (zoning laws, etc.)
• Attempts to ban shechita, circumcision, impose anti-Torah curriculum on yeshivas

Appropriate Responses:

• Prove that the Holocaust really did happen
• They don’t really mean what they are saying
• Arrange educational events and visits to Holocaust museums
• Write letters, use social media to inform and educate
• Invite the offenders to meet with us and build bridges
• It’s not like Germany in 1932, it’s completely different
• Use our political influence, work with leaders
• They don’t hate us; they just don’t understand

Stage Four Anti-Semitism:

• Attacks on synagogues and Jewish institutions
• Serious beatings
• Children being bullied in school, with no serious consequences
• Fear of being recognizably Jewish
• Occasional shootings and murders
• Expectations of attacks on Jewish holidays, fear of assembling

Appropriate Responses:

• It’s a lone wolf
• Try to understand the attackers and their motives
• Increase security
• Train citizens in self-defense
• Train citizens on how to survive shootings
• Urge politicians to speak out
• Express shock, every single time, and insist we won’t let it happen again
• It only happens in some areas, isolated incidents, blown out of proportion

Stage Five Anti-Semitism:

• Pogroms
• Legislation targeting the entire Jewish community
• Confiscation of Jewish property
• Show trials
• Mass incarcerations
• Destruction of synagogues and Jewish institutions

Appropriate Responses:

• It will blow over
• We will use our political influence and connections
• Some Jews have left but we don’t recommend it, stay and strengthen the community
• Don’t be a fool and abandon your property and your business
• Don’t fight, keep a low profile

Stage Six Anti-Semitism:

• Legislation stripping Jews of basic human rights
• Destruction of entire communities
• Mass murders and other atrocities

Appropriate Responses:

• Hide if you can
• Flee if you can, use whatever you have left to bribe your way out
• Return the moment it all stops and rebuild. This is our home.